Drinking Makes Me Angry... and Naked

Nicholas Hadzick of Freeland, Pennsylvania caused thousands of dollars in damage in a 24-hour grocery store in the West Lampeter Township at approximately 11:30 on Friday the 14th of March.

He was charged with public intoxication, risking a catastrophe, and open lewdness - the last charge because he was completely nude during his rampage through the store. He broke scales, coolers, and deli equipment as well as overturning a pizza oven.

Workers and customers were able to subdue Hadzick while waiting for the police to arrive. He is now clothed in jailhouse orange and will remain so until trial unless he can post a $200,000 bail.

Wall Street Heading towards 1930’s Depression Say Traders

Wall Street traders say they are aghast at what is happening on the trading floors of New York and some are even predicting a 1930’s style great depression as more than $300bn was lost from share values on Friday.

One trader told reporters “Everyone is in a total state of shock, aghast at what is happening. No one wants to talk, let alone deal; we're just standing by waiting. Everyone is nervous about what is going to emerge when trading starts tomorrow."

European share values, which have gone relatively unscathed until now, are expected to fall when trading starts today as a backlash from the disastrous results from Wall Street last week

Interstate Message Board: "Live Nudes, Exit 45.

State-owned message boards are used to convey information for drivers concerning traffic and road conditions. However, on one interstate highway in Pennsylvania, a message board was advertising something other than road closures.

Rick Yeakley was driving on I-78 in Pennsylvania one morning when he came across an electronic message board. The message read "Live Nudes, Exit 45". After calling one of his friends about the sign, his friend suggested taking a picture which he did.