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10/09/2008 09:43:43 AM
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Teen Talk: On the
go: Differences in language add fun to vacations
"Oh! There go the Po Po'!" "The
what?" "You know, the Po Po,' the police." |
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Sometimes it feels as if your family
speaks another language, or at least a strange dialect, doesn't
it? For me this phenomenon especially transpires when I find
myself in the distant land of Oklahoma. My family and I take the
trip "down South" every couple of years to visit my mom's
relatives living in the Tulsa area. Even with the great wonders
of air travel and motor vehicles, the journey sometimes seems
like a venture into a different country altogether, not just
another state. The strange words like "Po Po" or "warsh" drift
out from otherwise normal conversation and catch me unaware with
their startling unfamiliarity that deviates only slightly from
what I know. It's this slight irregularity that makes those
moments so funny, because their language and words match mine
most of the time. Occasionally there's the new one like "tump,"
which means to dump something, over or "pop" instead of soda
(which immediately transports me back to the '50s).The
differences are miniscule, but when they happen, I pause for a
second as my brain rearranges itself to include this new idea.
I'm positive that my way of articulation sliding so fluently off
my tongue sounds somewhat haphazard to my family as well,
because of the rapid style of conversation, or for the usage of
the words "soda" or "dump." My cousins from Texas call us
(jokingly) the Yankees because of these accents and crazy words.
I love discussing these idiosyncrasies with my relatives,
though; it's become a sort of game to point out and make fun of
each others' different pronunciation or lingo. It doesn't
matter, but it provides entertainment to listen to various
accents; the way words come out of our mouths slanted at odd
angles that never meet and the sounds resound and clash making
new music. I don't notice an accent with most of my family, just
a lilting melodic way of speaking. Other members have a
distinct Southern drawl dotted with extended vowels. Those
accents are beautiful to me because they splash color over
otherwise gray objects. The long, relaxing way syllables melt
brings me to a warm summer's night under a ceiling of unclouded
stars. Maybe I'll hear lemonade being poured from a clear
pitcher filled with ice that clinks along the side of the glass.
Or sometimes if I stay silent I can hear the peepers outside,
just beyond my reach, inside of these voices. The stories
I hear when visiting remind me of a novel where outrageous
occurrences cause you to laugh out loud, but only enough for a
chuckle. The stories seem crazy because it was another time and
place, when my parents were young and living an altered life.
One story that my aunt told was laced with such ridiculous
storybook elements (to my ignorant mind) that it was hard to
believe it really happened. My mom and aunts had a cousin whose
name was Big'n. I know, a little hard to believe right? Well his
original nickname was Little Newt, named after his dad, Newt,
but because of his size, he became Big'n. Anyway, one
night Big'n came and took his cousins (my mom and her sisters)
out to the "mud bog" where he and his buddies prove their
recklessness in a game. They would drive whatever vehicles they
owned into this mud bog as fast as they could and see if anyone
could make it across without getting stuck. This fantastical
adventure would begin only after at least one of them was
"liquored up" enough that his bravery was kindled and the
attempt could be made! After he failed, it would be a while
until the next man would get "liquored up" enough to try.
I absolutely love my family and all its extensions, and only
wish I could have been around for such good times as "mud bogs"!
And although I don't see them all that often, I relax into the
soft, strange-yet-comforting accents that wrap around them like
clothing. I'm grateful to possess such warm, amazing people as
my relatives who come with their outrageous stories and
vocabulary! |
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College Basketball Coach Collects
110,000 Pairs of Shoes for African Kids
Indiana: IUPUI basketball coach Ron Hunter has gone
barefoot during a game with Oklahoma University to collect
shoes for African kids. Hunter, who tends to pace, admitted
he was left footsore but pointed out that many children
never own shoes. His aim of 40,000 pairs was quickly met and
passed with Wal-Mart donating 25,000, Nine West 5,200,
Soles4Souls 40,000, and the Department of Homeland Security
donating 10,000 and indicating they may increase their
donation. "When we started this I thought 40,000 was going
to be tough. When they told me before the game we already
had 100,000, honestly, I almost broke down in tears," said
Hunter, who plans to travel to Cameroon to distribute the
shoes.
Call for UK Public Schools to be
Abolished
Alan Bennett the 73-year-old playwright has spoken out at
the British public school system calling for it to be
abolished. Speaking on BBC Radio's Today Programme Bennett
said "It is the fact that you can buy advantages for your
children over and above their abilities, which seems to me
to be wrong. He went on to compare the British system to
that found in France saying in France state schools offered
a superior education and pupils competed on
Kitty Finds Kiddie Porn
A cat belonging to an Austin, Texas woman who had
recently moved into a new apartment kept pawing at a gap in
the wall. When she asked a friend to check it, the friend
pulled out a stack of DVDs. The woman turned the discs over
to police, who found that the DVDs contained child
pornography. Police tracked down the apartment's previous
occupant, 24-year-old Luis Jimenez. Officers think Jimenez
must have forgotten the discs when he moved. Jimenez has
been charged with child pornography possession and his bail
was set at $40,000. He faces a 10-year sentence and up to a
$10,000 fine.
Christian Brando has Died Today
[1/26/08]
On Monday it was announced that Christian Brando, eldest
son of Marlon Brando, was admitted to the hospital suffering
from pneumonia with a prognosis for a complete recovery.
Brando passed away at 1:47am at the Hollywood Presbyterian
Medical Center in Los Angeles, Ca. Christian Brando was 49
years old. Christian Brando is best known for pleading
guilty to manslaughter in 1990 for killing his sister's
boyfriend Dag Drollet. Later in 2001, Robert Blake accused
him of killing his wife Bonnie Lee Bakley. Claiming that he
was the father of her baby.
Out-of-Control Satellite To Crash;
Hazardous Materials Could Be On Board
A U.S. spy satellite, possibly containing hazardous
materials, has lost power and is beyond control, anonymous
U.S. government sources say. The satellite is large and it
is unknown where on Earth it will crash. It is expected to
land by late February or early March. Lawmakers and other
countries are being kept up to date on the situation, a
source said, adding that it was inappropriate to discuss
whether the satellite might be intercepted by a missile. In
1979, the 78-ton space station Skylab went out of control
and crashed into the Indian Ocean and across a remote area
of west Australia. Other satellites have similarly lost
control and crashed. |
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage,"
Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why
not add some intrigue to your life, and
have an affair?" his friend suggested.
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Satellite To Crash; Hazardous Materials
Could Be On Board
A U.S. spy satellite, possibly
containing hazardous materials, has lost
power and is beyond control, anonymous
U.S. government sources say. The
satellite is large and it is unknown
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Chavez Admits to
Chewing Coca Everyday
In a recent video speech, the
Venezuelan president admitted to chewing
the Coca plant every day. Coca is the
plant from which cocaine is extracted.
In the video he says "I chew coca every
day in the morning . . . and look how I
am," while showing the audience his
biceps. Analysts have said it can be
interpreted as a dangerous endorsement
of the banned substance worldwide. A
political analyst in the country's
capital said "It is another symptom that
[Chvez] has totally lost the concept of
limits" and "It shows Chvez is a man
out of control." |
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Sheep Suddenly Form Circles on Their
Own in Two Fields on Same Day
Roughly 100 sheep spotted by passers-by and a farmer left
them baffled when they noticed them forming a circle for ten
minutes. One man said he noticed sheep forming a second
circle of their own three fields down, but also only lasted
ten minutes. "I was quite taken aback. I couldn't believe
what I was seeing. I did see a dog worrying sheep nearby
beforehand and the dog ran off round the hedge in a
different field, so I don't know if they were discussing
that," said photographer Russell Bird. Farm manager Dan
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behind a quad and it drops pellets on the ground. I would
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