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Teen Talk: On the go: Differences in language add fun to vacations

"Oh! There go the Po Po'!" "The what?" "You know, the Po Po,' the police."

Sometimes it feels as if your family speaks another language, or at least a strange dialect, doesn't it? For me this phenomenon especially transpires when I find myself in the distant land of Oklahoma. My family and I take the trip "down South" every couple of years to visit my mom's relatives living in the Tulsa area. Even with the great wonders of air travel and motor vehicles, the journey sometimes seems like a venture into a different country altogether, not just another state. The strange words like "Po Po" or "warsh" drift out from otherwise normal conversation and catch me unaware with their startling unfamiliarity that deviates only slightly from what I know. It's this slight irregularity that makes those moments so funny, because their language and words match mine most of the time. Occasionally there's the new one like "tump," which means to dump something, over or "pop" instead of soda (which immediately transports me back to the '50s).The differences are miniscule, but when they happen, I pause for a second as my brain rearranges itself to include this new idea. I'm positive that my way of articulation sliding so fluently off my tongue sounds somewhat haphazard to my family as well, because of the rapid style of conversation, or for the usage of the words "soda" or "dump." My cousins from Texas call us (jokingly) the Yankees because of these accents and crazy words. I love discussing these idiosyncrasies with my relatives, though; it's become a sort of game to point out and make fun of each others' different pronunciation or lingo. It doesn't matter, but it provides entertainment to listen to various accents; the way words come out of our mouths slanted at odd angles that never meet and the sounds resound and clash making new music. I don't notice an accent with most of my family, just a lilting melodic way of speaking.  Other members have a distinct Southern drawl dotted with extended vowels.  Those accents are beautiful to me because they splash color over otherwise gray objects. The long, relaxing way syllables melt brings me to a warm summer's night under a ceiling of unclouded stars. Maybe I'll hear lemonade being poured from a clear pitcher filled with ice that clinks along the side of the glass. Or sometimes if I stay silent I can hear the peepers outside, just beyond my reach, inside of these voices.  The stories I hear when visiting remind me of a novel where outrageous occurrences cause you to laugh out loud, but only enough for a chuckle. The stories seem crazy because it was another time and place, when my parents were young and living an altered life.  One story that my aunt told was laced with such ridiculous storybook elements (to my ignorant mind) that it was hard to believe it really happened. My mom and aunts had a cousin whose name was Big'n. I know, a little hard to believe right? Well his original nickname was Little Newt, named after his dad, Newt, but because of his size, he became Big'n.  Anyway, one night Big'n came and took his cousins (my mom and her sisters) out to the "mud bog" where he and his buddies prove their recklessness in a game. They would drive whatever vehicles they owned into this mud bog as fast as they could and see if anyone could make it across without getting stuck. This fantastical adventure would begin only after at least one of them was "liquored up" enough that his bravery was kindled and the attempt could be made! After he failed, it would be a while until the next man would get "liquored up" enough to try.  I absolutely love my family and all its extensions, and only wish I could have been around for such good times as "mud bogs"! And although I don't see them all that often, I relax into the soft, strange-yet-comforting accents that wrap around them like clothing. I'm grateful to possess such warm, amazing people as my relatives who come with their outrageous stories and vocabulary!
                     
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College Basketball Coach Collects 110,000 Pairs of Shoes for African Kids

Indiana: IUPUI basketball coach Ron Hunter has gone barefoot during a game with Oklahoma University to collect shoes for African kids. Hunter, who tends to pace, admitted he was left footsore but pointed out that many children never own shoes. His aim of 40,000 pairs was quickly met and passed with Wal-Mart donating 25,000, Nine West 5,200, Soles4Souls 40,000, and the Department of Homeland Security donating 10,000 and indicating they may increase their donation. "When we started this I thought 40,000 was going to be tough. When they told me before the game we already had 100,000, honestly, I almost broke down in tears," said Hunter, who plans to travel to Cameroon to distribute the shoes.


Call for UK Public Schools to be Abolished

Alan Bennett the 73-year-old playwright has spoken out at the British public school system calling for it to be abolished. Speaking on BBC Radio's Today Programme Bennett said "It is the fact that you can buy advantages for your children over and above their abilities, which seems to me to be wrong. He went on to compare the British system to that found in France saying in France state schools offered a superior education and pupils competed on


Kitty Finds Kiddie Porn

A cat belonging to an Austin, Texas woman who had recently moved into a new apartment kept pawing at a gap in the wall. When she asked a friend to check it, the friend pulled out a stack of DVDs. The woman turned the discs over to police, who found that the DVDs contained child pornography. Police tracked down the apartment's previous occupant, 24-year-old Luis Jimenez. Officers think Jimenez must have forgotten the discs when he moved. Jimenez has been charged with child pornography possession and his bail was set at $40,000. He faces a 10-year sentence and up to a $10,000 fine.


Christian Brando has Died Today [1/26/08]

On Monday it was announced that Christian Brando, eldest son of Marlon Brando, was admitted to the hospital suffering from pneumonia with a prognosis for a complete recovery. Brando passed away at 1:47am at the Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles, Ca. Christian Brando was 49 years old. Christian Brando is best known for pleading guilty to manslaughter in 1990 for killing his sister's boyfriend Dag Drollet. Later in 2001, Robert Blake accused him of killing his wife Bonnie Lee Bakley. Claiming that he was the father of her baby.


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Chimp Triples Human Memory Master's Score in TV Showdown

Ben Pridmore, a British man renowned for his extraordinary feats of memorization, participated in an experimental TV test against 7-year-old Ayumu, a chimp from Japan. It involved a touch screen with order and position memory tests involving numbers. Ayumu tripled Pridmore's score. He said, "I'd rather not be seen on TV doing worse than a chimpanzee in a memory-test. I'll never live it down!" The event was on the TV show "Extraordinary Animals." Similar tests show chimps outscoring humans 2:1. Research lead Professor Tetsuro Matsuzawa said "People still believe that humans are superior to chimpanzees in any domain of intelligence. That is the prejudice of the people. Chimpanzees can be clever in a specific task in comparison to humans."